You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
There are leaves in my underwear?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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