like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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