yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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