you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
where are my eyebrows?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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