I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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