her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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