Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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