Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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