your thong is hanging out like whoa
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I have post one night stand depression
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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