That's intense
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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