I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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