My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Just took my morning after pill in the library
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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