My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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