Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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