WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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