I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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