I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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