There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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