I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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