Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
