About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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