i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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