he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
send nudes
from the living room?
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