if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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