how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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