so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Randomize
