we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
