I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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