hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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