I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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