I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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