Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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