I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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