accomplished twins. life is a go
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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