Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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