why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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