ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Life is so much better after having sex.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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