Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Randomize