Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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