And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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