So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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