I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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