I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
