no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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