dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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