Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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