He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
this just has baby written all over it
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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