Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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