Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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