Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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