i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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