and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
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