i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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