just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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