"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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